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San Diego City Council begins search for at least one woman whose ass Mayor Filner did not grab.  

San Diego, CA (Bob’s Blog):  In the wake of recent sexual harassment charges coming in like text messages on a teenage girl’s cell phone, San Diego City Council has begun a search for at least one woman whose ass has not already been grabbed by Democratic Mayor Bob Filner.

Council President Sherri Lightner said that actually finding an adult female in San Diego who had not been fondled, groped, felt up, insulted, harassed, propositioned, kissed or hit on became almost impossible just two weeks after Filner took office in 2012.

“We were amazed,” Lightner said, “at how quickly Mayor Filner was able to gross out every single woman he met. We attributed his gift of grab to his 10-year stint as a U. S. Representative from California’s 51^st Congressional District. He was amazing even by D.C. standards.” Filner is shown at right demonstrating that his right hand is not where he wants it to be.

From 2007 to 2011, Filner served on the House Committee on Veterans Affairs. Filner admitted that he asked to be excused from that post after discovering that the position had absolutely nothing to do with affairs with women.

Filner’s early political career began as a San Diego school board member who championed a “back to basics” approach to education. At the time, no one understood that he actually meant sex education.

Filner has agreed to leave his position as mayor on August 30, 2013. He contends this move is not because of the multitude of claims being made against him but rather that his responsibilities as mayor were conflicting with his desire to continue being a full-time prick.