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Terrorist Abu Anas al-Libi captured while trying to sign up for Obamacare

Washington, D.C. (Bob’s Blog):  According to an unnamed NSA source, the high-level al Qaeda terrorist Abu Anas al-Libi was captured trying sign up for Obamacare. Battling a wild-fire case of hepatitis C, al-Libi was desperate for health care and buying coverage through an Obamacare exchange seemed to be his best chance of coverage. There is no way of knowing how he was planning to access the program since his is clearly not an American citizen. But it is clear that the unpopularity of the Affordable Care Act has been restricted to Republican politicians and their supporters.

The NSA source said, “Even though thousands of hopeful Americans were stifled by computer glitches and jammed phone lines, we were able to isolate al-Libi as he filled out his application form online.” The source added, “He (al-Libi) may have been a brilliant terrorist but he forgot not to use his real name. And since we’re watching and listening to everybody on the planet all the time no matter what they’re doing, this type of mistake was going to set off alarm bells all over the NSA offices.

The source also said that al-Libi was signing up for a policy that was far better and cheaper than the one he had through al Qaeda. Citing an interrogation tape, the source said that al-Libi explained that he would earmark his health care savings for Tea Party Republican political campaigns. “There’s no way we could bring America down as quickly and completely as the Tea Party is doing right now,” al-Libi said.