Fox News to be renamed The Propaganda Channel (TPC)

     In a stunning admission that they are not a news network but a purveyor of right-wing innuendos, false accusations, backward interpretations of events and outright lies, the Board of Directors at Fox News have decided to bravely rename their show The  Propaganda Channel.

     “Starting immediately, we are no long attempting to report any events accurately,” said Sean Hannity. “We’ve found that it simply isn’t necessary to waste money obtaining facts when our viewers won’t believe them anyway."
     Reporters at other networks are not surprised and took issue with the idea that Fox would just now abandon attempts at accurate reporting. "We've not encountered an actual Fox journalist anywhere near Washington, D.C. or New York for decades," said an ABC White House correspondent.
     “We thought they were extinct;” said Chuck Todd of MSNBC, “We figured they were all victims of facts that made their heads explode.”
     Attempts to reach a reporter at Fox were unsuccessful. We were told that any journalists they might still have on their payroll were all out touring a bourbon factory in Kentucky.