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Scientists link Republican pontificating to global warming

Washington, D.C.: (Bob’s Blog)  As meteorologists seek to answer the public’s questions about the latest string of 100-plus degree days, scientists have finally linked global warming with the significant production of hot air coming from Republicans in Congress and their big-mouth pieces like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter.

According to Dr. Steven Schmidtmeter of MIT, the hot air coming just from the Senate Republicans has been responsible for the Washinton, D.C.’s average temperature rising more than five degrees.

“We think we could get the climate under control if Republicans would just shut up,” Schmidtmeter said. “Even the ‘cool’ emanating from the White House can’t be expected to counteract the damage being done by the GOP hot-air machine.

Schmidtmeter added, “The biggest harm to our climate, however, is coming from Fox News and other right-wing broadcasters like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck and Ann Coulter. Every time one of them opens his or her mouth, it’s as if a 1,000 cows passed gas. It’s beginning to have world-wide implications.”

In other news, presumptive Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney commented on the recent discovery of the Higgs-boson “God” particle at CERN's Large Hadron Collider on the Swiss-French border. “Matter just doesn’t matter,” Romney said.