Obama capitulates to Romney:
“I’m sorry you’re such a two-faced,
lying putz.”
Washington, D.C.: (Bob’s Blog) In a brief announcement from the steps of the White House, President Obama finally capitulated to presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney’s demand for an apology. The President looked into the camera and said, “Mitt, I’m very sorry that you’re such a two-faced, lying putz.”
Romney, who had demanded the President apologize for recent campaign rhetoric was pleased that the President “caved it.” Romney apparently forgot his previous position that no President of the United States should go around the world apologizing to anybody.
“I’m different,” Romney said. “Since I’m made of money, twenty-four percent of me is 100 percent American while the rest of me is Euros and Pesos hidden in various banks around the world.”
In a later interview with Matt Lauer of NBC’s Today Show, President Obama said that the list of things he’s sorry for regarding Gov. Romney is quite extensive. “I’m sorry he’s against his own health plan. I’m sorry he’s hiding millions of dollars from taxation. I’m sorry he changes his positions so frequently he could debate himself and still lose. I’m sorry he won’t take responsibility for the things he did while simultaneously taking credit for things he didn’t.”
“Gov. Romney is so out of touch,” Obama said, “that my campaign promise to my daughters was that I’d never let Romney take Bo for a drive.”
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