Hillary stayed in New York to hold for extra points

Clinton claims he caught two TD passes for

NY Giants immediately before speech

Charlotte, NC: (Bob’s Blog) Bill Clinton told the delegates at tonight’s Democratic Convention that he had just caught two TD passes in tonight’s Cowboys-Giants NFL football game being broadcast by NBC while other networks were broadcasting the convention.

“I’d like to thank the Secret Service for getting me from the Cowboys-Giants game in time to speak. I’d also like to report that I caught two touchdown passes in the first half before being excused to report for duty here tonight,” Clinton said.

Clinton added, “I know what you’re thinking: How is that possible? All I can say is that if Paul Ryan ran a sub-three-hour marathon, I played tight end for the Giants tonight.”

While the crowd screamed their approval, the delegates from New York were pleading for him to cut the speech short so he could get back to the game.

Republican nominee Mitt Romney questioned Clinton’s claim saying that he doubted Clinton was able to kick any touchdowns.