GOP faithful applaud RNC’s efforts to provide jobs for space cadets
Cape Kennedy, FL : (Bob’s Blog) Since the government cancelled the space shuttle program, the Republican National Committee has been doing its part to provide jobs to a large class of space cadets.
“It’s a perfect fit,” said RNC Chair Reince Priebus. “Giving this opportunity to so many of those whose heads are in the clouds means we’re on the nose cone of the job-creation rocket.” When reminded that only one of their presidential candidates will actually have a chance of becoming President, Reince said that this would be an improvement on what Congress has created since Clinton was in office.
Sources within the White House were quick to point out that the media should be leery of anyone named Reince Priebus. “It’s obviously an alien name,” said one White House aide. “If ET had had a name it would have been Reince Priebus.”
On the campaign trail, top GOP space cadet Michele Bachmann was seen searching Amazon.com for a flat globe to put in her office.
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